A VERY PRIVATE AFTERLIFE
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FILE 009 / IDENTITY WITHHELD

All nine lives are gone.
The bag is staying on.

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THERE'S A LITTLE MORE TO HIM
SPECIMEN No. 009FELIS INCOGNITO
A cat skeleton wearing a brown paper bag with two eye holes and a little round mouth hole.
DECEASEDNOT DEPARTEDPLEASE DO NOT DISTURB
YES, HE CAN SEE YOU.
ORIGINAL BAG. ORIGINAL BONES.
A CAT OF VERY FEW WORDS.EST. SOMETIME AFTER THE END.
LAST KNOWN PHOTOGRAPH009—A
The anonymous skeleton cat sitting on his usual couch, still wearing his paper bag.
Same couch. Different anatomy.

01 THE UNDEPARTED

Some cats leave.
This one
forgot to.

Nobody remembers him arriving. One day there was a cat on the couch. Then a skeleton on the couch. The paper bag made the paperwork difficult.

He still takes the warm spot. He still ignores his name. Some things survive everything.

NAME
LIVES
ALL ACCOUNTED FOR
CURRENT PLANS
STAYING.

02 TERMS OF EXISTENCE

A few things
outlived him.

I.

The bag stays on.

Not even for a better photo.
Especially not for a better photo.

II.

The couch is occupied.

Being technically deceased doesn't
cancel a reservation.

III.

No sudden introductions.

He's had a long eternity.
Let's not make it a social one.

PERSONAL EFFECT No. 001DO NOT OPEN
100% PAPER.
0% EXPLANATIONS. A PERFECTLY
REASONABLE DISGUISE.
KNOCK ON THE BAG. HE MIGHT ANSWER.
03 / AFTER HOURSTIME IS NO LONGER A CONCERN.

Stillhere.

The cat in his quiet corner. No pulse, plenty of presence.

No heartbeat.
Great presence.

PLEASE LEAVE THE LIGHT ON.

Not everything
that stays
needs a reason.

QUIET IS A PERSONALITY.YOU'RE IN GOOD COMPANY.

A SEAT FOR THE BEAUTIFULLY ANONYMOUS

Come as you aren't.

Names optional. The bag understands.

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04 FOR THE RECORD

Same cat.
Same address.

The only detail he's willing to share.
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NO NAME NECESSARY.THE BAG STAYS ON.